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	<title>Voltage</title>
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	<description>Voltage</description>
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		<title>HEADING FOR THE HIGHEST HEIGHTS</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1177&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-05-13T13:18:19</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:&#118;oltag&#101;&#64;&#97;&#114;tifi&#99;eet&#101;&#114;&#110;ity&#46;&#99;&#111;m)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
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		<description>The WFMU blog has unearthed a great circa-1982 clip from a dance party program called The Scene, which aired for many years on a local TV station in Detroit:



I like the retro styles and moves of the kids -- mostly black, Jheri-curled, and dressed to kill (but don't miss the ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The WFMU blog has <a href="http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/05/sharevari-a-num.html" target="_blank">unearthed</a> a great circa-1982 clip from a dance party program called <i>The Scene</i>, which aired for many years on a local TV station in Detroit:</p>
	<p><object width="400" height="329"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xhE-0IDpkiM&#38;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xhE-0IDpkiM&#38;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="329"></embed></object></p>
	<p>I like the retro styles and moves of the kids -- mostly black, Jheri-curled, and dressed to kill (but don't miss the swivel-hipped Napoleon Dynamite lookalike at 3:00).  But I really dig the music they're getting down to.  </p>
	<p><a href="http://www.discogs.com/release/41682" target="_blank">"Sharevari"</a> is a classic: arguably the first Detroit techno record, and a key part of the transatlantic exchange that created modern electronic dance music.  In it, you can hear the Kraftwerk and Moroder that the producers had clearly been steeping in.</p>
	<p>But you can also hear the many Italo-disco records to come that would cop its Eurotrash-in-deep-space vibe.  (For a long time, the singer's cheesy fake accent and broken English had me fooled into thinking this was an actual Italo track.)  </p>
	<p>And you can recognize the blueprint of almost three decades of hard, dark, late-night floor-fillers that have followed since.</p>
	<p>Previously: <a href="http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A15701" target="_blank">The Axis of Techno</a>
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		<item rdf:about="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1176&amp;c=1">
		<title>IT'S INTERACTASTIC!</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1176&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-05-12T12:45:58</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:&#118;&#111;&#108;tage&#64;a&#114;&#116;i&#102;&#105;&#99;e&#101;t&#101;&#114;n&#105;&#116;y&#46;&#99;&#111;m)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>Events</dc:subject>
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		<description>NYU's Interactive Telecommunications Program Spring Show takes place today and tomorrow.  

It's the coolest exhibition of multimedia art, speculative gadgetry, and new and hacked technology around. And as always, it's completely free.

(Previous ITP show coverage here.)  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>NYU's <a href="http://itp.nyu.edu/shows/spring2008/category/projects/" target="_blank">Interactive Telecommunications Program Spring Show</a> takes place today and tomorrow.  </p>
	<p>It's the coolest exhibition of multimedia art, speculative gadgetry, and new and hacked technology around. And as always, it's completely free.</p>
	<p>(Previous ITP show coverage <a href="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?m=200612#post-971" target="_blank">here</a>.)
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		<item rdf:about="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1175&amp;c=1">
		<title>GROOVE BACK</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1175&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-05-11T04:37:06</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:&#118;&#111;lt&#97;g&#101;&#64;art&#105;&#102;i&#99;e&#101;ter&#110;it&#121;.com)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>Tech</dc:subject>
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		<description>A new medium transformed into an old one: 45rpm records made from CDs.  

(Via BoingBoing)  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>A new medium transformed into an old one: <a href="http://www.futuresonic.com/08/art/cdrecycled/" target="_blank">45rpm records made from CDs</a>.  </p>
	<p>(Via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/09/using-a-recordcutter.html" target="_blank">BoingBoing</a>)
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		<item rdf:about="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1173&amp;c=1">
		<title>THERE'S A GHOST IN ME</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1173&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-05-09T15:18:13</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:vol&#116;&#97;g&#101;&#64;a&#114;&#116;&#105;&#102;ic&#101;&#101;t&#101;&#114;n&#105;&#116;&#121;&#46;co&#109;)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
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		<description>New Ladytron tracks are streaming on MySpace.  

Initial impressions: Solid, familiar.  Their trendy French producer didn't take them in any shockingly new directions.  I do hear some interesting gated drum sounds -- along the same lines as what Portishead's been playing around with lately.  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>New Ladytron tracks are <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladytron" target="_blank">streaming on MySpace</a>.  </p>
	<p>Initial impressions: Solid, familiar.  Their <a href="http://www.side-line.com/news_comments.php?id=27804_0_2_0_C" target="_blank">trendy French producer</a> didn't take them in any shockingly new directions.  I do hear some interesting gated drum sounds -- along the same lines as what Portishead's been <a href="http://hypem.com/track/545229" target="_blank">playing around with lately</a>.
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		<item rdf:about="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1172&amp;c=1">
		<title>WIR FAHREN FAHREN FAHREN AUF DER AUTOBAHN</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1172&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-04-28T03:05:24</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:v&#111;ltag&#101;&#64;&#97;&#114;&#116;i&#102;&#105;&#99;&#101;&#101;&#116;&#101;&#114;&#110;&#105;t&#121;.&#99;&#111;&#109;)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
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		<description>Reviews, photos and videos are showing up across the web documenting Kraftwerk's latest American mini-tour.

I'm still kicking myself for having missed their 2004 show at the Hammerstein.  Hopefully they'll return to NYC soon.  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/coachella-sat-1.html" target="_blank">Reviews</a>, <a href="http://blogs.denverpost.com/reverb/2008/04/25/kraftwerk-the-fillmore-auditorium/" target="_blank">photos</a> and <a href="http://youtube.com/results?search_query=kraftwerk+coachella+2008&#38;search_type=" target="_blank">videos</a> are showing up across the web documenting Kraftwerk's latest American <a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/03/kraftwerk_2008.html" target="_blank">mini-tour</a>.</p>
	<p>I'm still kicking myself for having missed their <a href="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?m=200506#post-595" target="_blank">2004 show at the Hammerstein</a>.  Hopefully they'll return to NYC soon.
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		<item rdf:about="http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1171&amp;c=1">
		<title>DOUBLE OVERLOAD</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1171&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-04-21T23:38:41</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:v&#111;&#108;t&#97;g&#101;&#64;art&#105;fic&#101;&#101;&#116;ern&#105;t&#121;.&#99;&#111;&#109;)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>Events</dc:subject>
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		<description>Thursday, April 24, 2008

Splice + Warper = Overload!!! @ The Tank



The Eclectric Company, Shakey and Moldover present:

WARPER + SPLICE = OVERLOAD!!!

THURSDAY APRIL 24th
at THE TANK NYC

2 floors of biomorphic musicians, eclectic electronics, &#38; multimedia meltdown

Splice celebrates 2 years of bringing live and eclectic electronic music to NYC -- by joining ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><b>Thursday, April 24, 2008</b></p>
	<p><a href="http://splicenyc.org" target="_blank">Splice</a> + <a href="http://warperparty.com" target="_blank">Warper</a> = Overload!!! @ <a href="http://thetanknyc.org" target="_blank">The Tank</a></p>
	<p><a href="http://splicenyc.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://klaxon.tv/myspace/20080424_splice_flyer_anim.gif" width="400" height="524" alt="SPLICE + WARPER = OVERLOAD!!!" border="0"></a></p>
	<p><i>The Eclectric Company, Shakey and Moldover present:</p>
	<p>WARPER + SPLICE = OVERLOAD!!!</p>
	<p>THURSDAY APRIL 24th<br />
at THE TANK NYC</p>
	<p>2 floors of biomorphic musicians, eclectic electronics, &#38; multimedia meltdown</p>
	<p>Splice celebrates 2 years of bringing live and eclectic electronic music to NYC -- by joining forces with the Warper crew, for one amazing night of audiovisual excess!</p>
	<p>Featuring top artists from Warper and Splice:</p>
	<p><a href="http://isynthesist.net" target="_blank">I, Synthesist</a><br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/secretlifeofsecretary" target="_blank">Secretary feat. Big Boss</a><br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/vectorzero" target="_blank">_Vector Zero</a><br />
!INCLUDE<br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/thespermwhale" target="_blank">The Sperm Whale</a><br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/bubblyfishmusic" target="_blank">Bubblyfish</a><br />
ATOM<br />
<a href="http://createdigitalmusic.com/" target="_blank">Peter Kirn</a><br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/julesakadjshakey" target="_blank">Shakey</a><br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/glomaggot" target="_blank">Glomag</a><br />
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/parenthesis" target="_blank">Parenthesis</a><br />
<a href="http://www.parisgraphics.com/" target="_blank">Voltage Controlled</a><br />
<a href="http://bryanteoh.com" target="_blank">Bryan Teoh</a><br />
...and more!</p>
	<p>PLUS: <a href="http://klaxon.tv" target="_blank">DJ Maxx Klaxon</a> spins new and classic electronic sounds all night!</i></p>
	<p>7pm - 1am<br />
$10 at the door<br />
$7 with RSVP (contact splice.nyc@gmail.com by 4pm Thursday)<br />
$5 with Bent Festival hand stamp<br />
ALL AGES!<br />
21+ to drink</p>
	<p>The Tank at Collective: Unconscious<br />
279 Church St. btw. Franklin &#38; White<br />
A, C, E, J, M, Z, N, Q, R, W, Z, or 6 to Canal Street<br />
1 to Franklin St.<br />
212.563.6269<br />
www.thetanknyc.org
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		<title>GET THAT DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1170&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-04-17T19:20:34</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:&#118;&#111;l&#116;&#97;&#103;e&#64;&#97;rt&#105;&#102;&#105;c&#101;eter&#110;&#105;ty&#46;c&#111;&#109;)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>General</dc:subject>
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		<description>After last night's Democratic debate -- which opened with almost an hour of asinine questions about flag pins, the word "bitter", Reverend Wright, etc. -- Obama explained this morning how he deals with the haters:



So was that a sly reference to Jay-Z?



If it's true that the cooler candidate always wins, ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>After <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/17/AR2008041700013.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">last night's Democratic debate</a> -- which opened with almost an hour of asinine questions about flag pins, the word "bitter", Reverend Wright, etc. -- Obama explained <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlR9DNfqGD4" target="_blank">this morning</a> how he deals with the haters:</p>
	<p><object width="400" height="329"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlR9DNfqGD4&#38;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlR9DNfqGD4&#38;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="329"></embed></object></p>
	<p>So was that a sly reference to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWLHQ3S-Oq8" target="_blank">Jay-Z</a>?</p>
	<p><object width="400" height="329"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eWLHQ3S-Oq8&#38;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eWLHQ3S-Oq8&#38;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="329"></embed></object></p>
	<p>If it's true that <a href="http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/ezraklein_archive?month=10&#38;year=2005&#38;base_name=you_have_got_to_be_kidding_me#comment-6030894" target="_blank">the cooler candidate always wins</a>, then Barack's got this one sewed up.</p>
	<p>UPDATE: Matthew Yglesias <a href="http://matthewyglesias.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/04/dirt_off_your_shoulder.php" target="_blank">noticed it too</a>.</p>
	<p>UPDATE: Yeah, he knew what he was doing: <a href="http://rap.about.com/b/2007/06/29/barack-obama-i-have-some-jay-z-on-my-ipod.htm" target="_blank">"I have some Jay-Z... on my iPod."</a>  And <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20080418/cm_thenation/45312336" target="_blank">see also</a>.
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		<title>BATTLESHIP / METROPOLIS</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1169&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-04-13T14:15:19</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:vol&#116;&#97;&#103;e&#64;&#97;r&#116;if&#105;c&#101;&#101;&#116;erni&#116;&#121;&#46;com)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>Events</dc:subject>
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		<description>Sunday, April 13, 2008

Here's a screening I've put together in conjunction with the Monkeytown guys.  Sorry for the short notice...

Monkey Town presents: 
Silent Films + Unique Instruments Festival
Battleship Potemkin and Metropolis

7:30 PM: BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN

Sergei Eisenstein's BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN (1925, 73 mins.) is a dramatized account of a mutiny by oppressed ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><b>Sunday, April 13, 2008</b></p>
	<p>Here's a screening I've put together in conjunction with the Monkeytown guys.  Sorry for the short notice...</p>
	<p><i>Monkey Town presents:<br />
Silent Films + Unique Instruments Festival<br />
<b>Battleship Potemkin</b> and <b>Metropolis</b></p>
	<p>7:30 PM: <b>BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN</b></p>
	<p>Sergei Eisenstein's BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN (1925, 73 mins.) is a dramatized account of a mutiny by oppressed sailors on board a Russian warship. Its bold visual compositions and provocative storytelling made it an instant classic; eight decades later, it still stands as a powerful propaganda piece and a stunning work of avant-garde filmmaking. This screening features the electronic/orchestral score composed in 2005 by the Pet Shop Boys, and recorded by them with the Dresden Sinfoniker Orchestra.</p>
	<p>10:00 PM: <b>METROPOLIS</b></p>
	<p>Fritz Lang's METROPOLIS (1927/1984, 80 mins.) blended Art Deco futurism, shameless melodrama, class struggle, and a sexy robot into a science fiction masterpiece. Much footage from the 210-minute original has been lost forever; this restored and "enhanced" (with color tinting) version was released by electro-disco producer Giorgio Moroder in the mid-'80s. Moroder also produced the soundtrack, which features Pat Benatar, Freddie Mercury, Bonnie Tyler, Jon Anderson, and other New Wave-era rockers. A heady mixture of cinematic art and pop kitsch.</i></p>
	<p>Sunday, April 13<br />
Admission: Free ($10 drink/food minimum)<br />
Showtimes: 7:30 and 10pm<br />
Reservations are recommended (718.384.1369)</p>
	<p>Monkeytown<br />
58 N 3rd St<br />
(btw. Kent &#38; Wythe)<br />
Williamsburg, Brooklyn<br />
<a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&#38;q=58%2BN%2B3rd%2BSt,%2BBrooklyn,%2BNY%2B11211" target="_blank">Map</a>
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		<title>IT JUST KEEPS COMING ROUND AGAIN</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1166&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-04-08T12:40:07</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:v&#111;lt&#97;&#103;e&#64;a&#114;ti&#102;&#105;&#99;eet&#101;r&#110;i&#116;y.c&#111;&#109;)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>Tech</dc:subject>
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		<description>Simian Mobile Disco gives a video tour of their stage setup:



Lots of cool gear, arranged on a circular table which they move around while performing.  Money quote: "The whole idea, really, was that we'd try and create a kind of TARDIS type thing for us to mess around in..."

(Via ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Simian Mobile Disco gives a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C-m_sceXCM" target="_blank">video tour</a> of their stage setup:</p>
	<p><object width="400" height="329"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0C-m_sceXCM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0C-m_sceXCM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="329"></embed></object></p>
	<p>Lots of cool gear, arranged on a circular table which they move around while performing.  Money quote: "The whole idea, really, was that we'd try and create a kind of TARDIS type thing for us to mess around in..."</p>
	<p>(Via <a href="http://themusic.fm/2007.11.14/tour-of-simian-mobile-discos-on-stage-gear-video" target="_blank">TheMusic.fm</a>)</p>
	<p>See also: SMD's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mZzzZLG2pY" target="_blank">beautiful video for "I Believe"</a> -- shot in an impoverished part of Romania.  <a href="http://www.littlewhiteearbuds.com/simian-mobile-disco-sounds-off-to-little-white-earbuds/" target="_blank">Background</a>:<br />
<blockquote>[The director] told them, &#8220;I&#8217;m not laughing at you, this isn&#8217;t going to be a piss-take joke video.&#8221; We talked with [him] and said, you know, &#8220;We trust you, ...you go, do it.&#8221; At first the people in the village weren&#8217;t happy with him filming because they had heard about &#8220;Borat.&#8221; Eventually through interpreters he explained himself that what he wanted to do was respectful.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>HIT ME WITH YOUR LASER BEAMS</title>
		<link>http://artificeeternity.com/voltage/index.php?p=1165&amp;c=1</link>
		<dc:date>2008-04-05T05:54:22</dc:date>
		<dc:creator>Maximus (mailto:voltag&#101;&#64;ar&#116;i&#102;&#105;c&#101;ete&#114;n&#105;&#116;y.&#99;&#111;m)</dc:creator>
		<dc:subject>Tech</dc:subject>
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		<description>Here's a demo video for a new pseudo-musical toy:



The Sharper Image catalog listing makes it clear that this is not a real musical instrument:With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because &#8212; whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence &#8212; your music is guaranteed to be ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Here's a demo video for a new pseudo-musical toy:</p>
	<p><object width="400" height="329"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TpDZ3WotLXY&#38;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TpDZ3WotLXY&#38;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="329"></embed></object></p>
	<p>The <a href="http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__BZ100" target="_blank">Sharper Image</a> catalog listing makes it clear that this is not a real musical instrument:<br />
<blockquote>With the beamz, there should be no performance anxiety at all because &#8212; whichever beam you break, in whatever sequence &#8212; your music is guaranteed to be harmonious. All discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out so everyone plays great.</blockquote>
Basically, the software chooses the notes and sounds, with the user merely controlling (to some degree) the timing. </p>
	<p>Unfortunately, the video gives the impression that all the music this thing comes preprogrammed with is utter shite. And the people "playing" it look like big dorks.  </p>
	<p>Perhaps there's a way to adapt/abuse/hack this device into producing some interesting sounds (does it output MIDI signals?)... but for $600, I'd rather buy some real music gear instead.
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